torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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ooooohlookashiny:

Friendly reminder that Zico is against thigh gaps.

So cut yourself another slice of cake.

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do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just can’t stop

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

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